damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say
if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style
I would not fuck you in a box
I would not fuck you wearing socks
I would not fuck you here or there
I would not fuck you anywhere
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
why is everyone so sad tonight what is going on
look at these ridiculously fluffy bunnies
Opening a beer with a frisbee.
this is the most bro thing ever